You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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