My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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