the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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