Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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