Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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