He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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