are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Boobs speak an international language.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
