She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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