wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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