she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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