Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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