I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Shame - the story of my life.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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