i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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