hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I need you to use more vowels.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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