Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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