Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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