It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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