i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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