Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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