My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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