There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
is that a dick in a sweater?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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