my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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