I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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