Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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