I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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