Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
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go home
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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