I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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