suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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