My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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