feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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