The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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