so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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