I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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