Little spoons don't ask big questions
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He has the fingertips of a God
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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