it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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