I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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