also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize