Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
