Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Randomize
