I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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