sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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