So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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