normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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