She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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