I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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