Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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