i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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