I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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