dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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