When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I need water and some morals
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize