You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Boobs speak an international language.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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