sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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