Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've blown a few things in my day
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
