I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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