Porn is love you can see.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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