ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
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