playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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