so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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